• Interview with a Vampire

    No, it's not like TV, movies or books. You don't have to believe me either. Doesn't matter to me if you read for entertainment or to read comments you believe come from a real vampire. Vampires are very real and live all over the world. We look just like everyone else. We have some abilities that 'normals' don't have and we do live very long lives without apparent aging. I was born in 1799 and still look 30. I look forward to your questions and will post musings about the history I have witnessed.

Need a Vampire Hunting Kit?

vamp-kit-1This was just too funny to pass up…

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/ebay_pocket_sized_vampire_hunt.php

Only the stake is effective against a vampire but he would have already killed you while you fumbled with the cross, holy water and garlic, none of which cause a vampire any problems.

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10 Responses to “Need a Vampire Hunting Kit?”

  1. trianglenights on December 30th, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    If you can joke about it, then you must not think that normal humans are much of a threat to you and yours.

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  3. Half-Breed on January 9th, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    thats funny how they think that their stupid stereotypes could possibly work on us

  4. Me.Me on January 29th, 2009 at 9:58 am

    half-breed…..
    r you a vimpire to?
    cuz omg i’m a vamire. the oldest exept from the sleeping one. and we thourght we had fond all vampires but it looks like there are more self homea vampes then i thought…. ii need to speak with you and the writter od this blog

  5. trianglenights on January 29th, 2009 at 11:39 am

    Why do I get the image of a blond 13 year old chewing gum and talking on her cell phone when I read Me.Me?

  6. nickmelty9493 on February 1st, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    anyone can be killed if they get stabed with a woulden stake,lol. vampyer or not, you would die! lol

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  8. wannabevamp on April 10th, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    i wish to be a vampire…but i need someone to change me to my immortal life…HELP me change

  9. White Dark on April 12th, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    me.me talks about the sleeping one (oldest vampire). I’m curious about that…. Care to explain about the sleeping one?

  10. twilightoholic12 on August 13th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    I wish I was a vampire! Someone please come to my house and make me immortal please please!

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